The year was 2004. An unemployed software developer and an underemployed graduate student decided to go looking for love (or at least a good time) on the local alt weekly's classified pages. Stifling their misgivings about the potential seediness of such an endeavor they established the aliases "ballardoregonian" and "nerdbird", created the cleverest and cutest profiles they could, and hoped for the best.
Hopes were not high.
Through those personals, nerdbird went on a handful of pleasant but forgettable dates. ballardoregonian would go on just one - with nerdbird.
ballardoregonian contacted nerdbird. After a couple of late-night, drunken IM sessions, they decided to meet at the Frye Art Museum. (Afterwards, they would say that they "met at the Frye" when anyone asked, a lie of omission if there ever was one.) After awkwardly wandering around the Mark Ryden exhibit for a while (nerdbird had never even heard of pop-surrealism) they retreated to the more familiar comforts of Vito's, the nearest dive bar.
Neither is really sure what happened next. It wasn't really a date that warranted a second one. Or a third. But they fell in love anyway, as easily as falling off a log. Five and a half years later, ballardoregonian proposed to nerdbird in the garage while she listened to some old cassettes recently dug out of a box. Not a proposal that one would see in a movie perhaps, but one that perfectly suited them.
She said yes.
